Writer. GQ columnist. That Blind Date blog guy. My real name is Justin. First novel for Little, Brown is called The Last Romeo and is out spring 2018.
For some, there's no such thing as bad publicity.
We call it the sidebar of shame, and we pretend the shame is on the newspapers for publishing these stories, but we know the shame is on us
Even if you're not sad about the celebrities who died in 2016, don't judge those who are
Famous people can influence our lives, inform our opinions, and be the crutch we need in times of trouble.
This Christmas, put your phone down and stop drunk-shaming people
Letting loose over the festive period has become headline news.
Cruz Beckham's Christmas single: Nepotism isn't bad if used for charity
Cruz has seen more than enough to know what he's letting himself in for – in showbiz years, he's practically a veteran.
Does the spate of Grindr murders mean the app isn't safe?
Dating apps seem to be the last corner of the internet still steeped in suspicion.
Kanye West: Laugh, loathe or indulge – why do we dehumanise him?
While it might be a cliché, you have to wonder how much of this thirst for approval is down to the untimely death of his mother.
Will Young left Strictly for personal reasons – stop hounding him
We often dehumanise celebrities at the centre of a story – we just want the dirt and, of course, the pictures.
So Kim Kardashian doesn't deserve empathy because we've seen her naked?
We shouldn't have to be reminded that someone is a wife and mother after a gunpoint robbery.
Coronation Street gay kiss gave us a glimpse of real LGBT passion
Reactions to a passionate gay kiss on Coronation Street shows double standards still apply to 'explicit' scenes.
Brad Pitt and Angelina divorce: Don't cry for Brangelina
Our fascination with celebrity romances is odd but understandable, in that we see elements of our own relationships in them – be it things we lack or ways we perceive we're better off.
Tube chat badges: Is this a project to test how misanthropic we all are?
The problem with the badges is that they'll be open to anyone, on any topic.
Why should women stop having fun when they become mothers?
Since Britney's unfortunate breakdown in 2007, the world has distastefully waited for a successor....
Grindr is not a gay sex peep show for straight people
If our dating rituals are weird to you it's because you denied us the luxury of normality in public for so long, says The Guyliner.