Justin Myers / The Guyliner

A priest speaking out against the term “casual sex”, championing the cause of random hook-ups and no-strings flings, might sound unlikely. But this is no ordinary clergyman: I’m talking of course about actor Andrew Scott – now forever Fleabag's “Hot Priest”, whether he likes it or not.

You’re not as deft as your barber, you don’t have the patience. They make it look easy; that’s their craft. Hair-don’ts are hard to fix if you lack the training.

Did Saturdays even exist before the Blind date column? Not as far as I’m concerned.

As open-minded as you are, you may still find yourself surprised if your child comes out to you. Handle it like a pro.

There are few things lonelier than sitting on a plane by yourself, gazing out at the beautiful, messed-up world beneath, with only metal, avionics, and the luggage that will get lost en route to baggage reclaim separating you.

We could be two years away from seeing newly filmed love scenes on screen and we may be all the poorer for it. Don’t believe me? There are hundreds of examples of on-screen flashes of flesh enriching the plot – here are just a few.

Lockdown has been about the things we miss. Outrageous fantasies were replaced by day trips into the mundane: being stuck in traffic on a bus; wandering round a department store looking at crockery; McDonald’s breakfast.

Are you dealing with the quarantine quarrels? Here are some common ones to look out for and, if you can stop rowing long enough, what you can do to fix them.

In lockdown, leaky taps still drip, laundry still piles up, and bad relationships are still bad. We’re all in this together… until we don’t want to be any more.

Some say the coronavirus has been “the great leveller”, but lockdown has been an uneven playing field, with some patches lusher and greener than others. We've all found new ways to pass the time, but what happens once it’s over?

Authors are finding increasingly inventive ways to make lockdown hot. Far and away the most popular strand of quarantine erotica is the idea of unexpected isolation with a fantasy figure. Billionaires feature heavily.

Whether you’re conferencing with 90 people from Sales, or arranging a croissant chew-along with favoured colleagues so your boss can’t get through on line two, here’s who to look out for on Zoom.

It’s not just a case of logging on, wildly tugging at yourself and teabagging your camera lens for a virtual reality experience they’ll never forget.

Whether it’s an unexpected redundancy, midlife career breakdown, wanderlust or a terrifying pandemic forcing you into temporary isolation, the change in dynamic can be unsettling.